The Dan Le Batard Show de Dan Le Batard

"Yo Zaslow, you lookin all regal." Is there any penalty more deflating than an ineligible man downfield? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'll show you talkin race, alright." 7x NASCAR Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson joins us in the studio to discuss the upcoming final race of his career at February's Daytona 500, his car collection, and, of course, the worst part of life. Plus, does the diva wide receiver still exist in today's NFL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It would be dissapoing if they don’t interact at all." With the NFL Trade Deadline approaching, Hawk proposes the show makes some cross-podcast trades. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“This is well-timed: I gotta go take a crap." It's time to introduce the latest and greatest NFL playoff ranking sweeping the nation: The Zaslow Football Playoff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's not a super high compete guy." After Pablo's feature in GQ, the Jaguars going all-in, Doc Rivers issuing a strange apology, and Carson Wentz's MNF disaster, Greg has one question: What ever happened to cuffs on pants? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Andrew Austin Wyatt Hawkins, Roy, Amin, Chris, JuJu, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 9 is in the books. And it felt like we survived it instead of enjoying it. The Browns game was brutal. The Giants needed JJ and Jameis to beat Joe Milton. JOE MILTON!? But amid the garbage, we have the NFC North. That’s a truly dominant collection of teams. It’s wild to think the Green Bay Packers at 6-3 are in last place. Or that Caleb Williams can throw 4 picks and still win a game. Or that the Lions can simply game manage their way to the Super Bowl. What a time to be alive! Our friends Ten Day Tony and Nick Kostos join the show to break it all down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Leaking oil from the ear." Before we update today's Polls, a confusion over the name 'Dana White' has us reliving some of the more laughable political moments of the last decade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I did not say, 'low IQ.' I said, 'He doesn't have a super high IQ.'" Amin delivers his Weekend Observations from our Green Screen room without Dan noticing. Plus, we're stacking stupid on top of stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know. Anyway." Dan has questions about the 49ers and their potential reunion. Also, there was a good Holy War, and news breaks about the 24-team playoff in the middle of the hour, so we get better breaking news than whatever Zaslow was doing with his breaking news last hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who feels worse?" As we attempt to sort through Dan's thousands of observations from the football weekend, we need some help from the Divine (Deablo). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Look at me: are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?" Elijah Lofton definitely made that catch, but he also might not have, unless he did, but, of course, it may not have been a catch, but it seems like it was, and also looks like it wasn't. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MISTER LISTER!" After Matthew Berry delivers his best fantasy football info, Mister Lister takes the show by storm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Give my best to Brother Leeman." We might have other topics to cover, but let's be real: all that matters here is the rivalry coming up this weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Courtesy of, of course, the New World Order..." Brother Amin leads Dan's dream podcast: a Local Hour featuring fear. Fear for local teams and local teams only. Today's cast: Brother Amin, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Our friendship will not be locked out." Yeah, yeah, yeah, Adnan has info on what to look for as we inch toward 2027, but more importantly: IT'S A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES. CHRIS. JEREMY. A SEASON-LONG TITLE ON THE LINE. CAN CHRIS PULL OFF THE SEASON-TYING WIN AND FORCE AN ON-FIELD SHOWDOWN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the best of times. It’s the worst of times. Best: it’s elimination Saturday in the SEC. Worst: it’s sad times in Miami for Malachi Toney. Mike Ryan Ruiz gets into his feelings to explain what Toney’s injury did to his beloved team. Then we hop in the DeLorean for some time travel. (Our flux capacitor is on the fritz, so apologies ahead of time.) Just know Ten Day Tony is here to chat the classic NFC East matchup between the Cowboys and whoever is playing for the Eagles these days. And that Baker Mayfield will need more than game management against the Bears. But please pump your brakes on all the Chicago Super Bowl chat. There are like 14 teams left with a legit shot to win it all this year. Even the NFC North’s last-place team, the Green Bay Packers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know if you heard the word on the curb..." Tony and JuJu are destined to pull their hamstrings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm going to the dentist." Dan gets really angry about the Nicholas Cage-John Madden movie not being more of a Christian Bale-Al Davis movie for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container off the show. Tune in to find out who." Dan wants to partner with Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion and the formerly Alex Jones-owned Infowars, to sell Hog Water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who shrunk the reaper?" Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container off the show. Tune in to find out who. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Full disclosure, I did not take that into account." There are no Women's Clubs on Greg Cote's plantation. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beto O'Rourke walked so James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa could run... and win in Texas. This powerful conversation isn't about politics though - it's about humanity, empathy, and the hope that connects all of us. Recorded on August 3, 2023, days after the passing of Dan's brother, David "Lebo" Le Batard, Beto O'Rourke opens up about the recent loss of his younger sister, Erin, and seeking solace in their shared struggle to navigate through their grief. How do we say goodbye to those we love so deeply, that have shaped who we are and continue on through the pain to honor? The two also reflect on the startling fight for survival all around us, from migrants rights on the border to the relentless strength of parents and families of tragic gun violence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We made it up." Mike Ryan's new impression wins an award, as does the City of Plantation for finally honoring Greg Cote. Is the eraser at the end of a pencil intentional obsolescence? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We thought red meant Dale Earnhardt and blue meant the other fella." We have another Substack controversy brewing, but don't worry, Greg Cote will still be a shitty friend next week. Mike Ryan unleashes a new impression that might be one of his best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I would have assumed Nick Wright was a pencil fight champion." After Deion Sanders reveals he might not know the names of his own players, we find out whether Greg Cote knows the names of some of his co-workers. And after Nick Wright floated the idea, the gang dives deeper into the possibility of Lamar Jackson ending up in a Miami Dolphins uniform next year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This was a total and utter and historic repudiation of the party in power." America won last night, but Florida did not, and Nick Wright's political predictions may be better than his football predictions. He also has a beef with Chris Cote that gets buried once he realized Cote pulled a power move on him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I always felt like if I rubbed it too hard it was gonna break in half." Will Billy Corben be one of seven people at a City of Plantation commission meeting tonight as Greg Cote receives a proclamation? What is the world's best pencil? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know about that Tuesday?" JuJu shields his joy in a salute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, what do I say here?" We're lowering the standard for Journalism during this hour, and Zaslow plays a game with Hawk that, let's be real, probably should've been rehearsed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When it's hard, it's good." Jim Harbaugh takes over the Useless Sound Montage, Hawk puts JSN in perspective, and Dan is mesmerized by Yandy Diaz's arms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm supposed to wear myself out for the team? What team?! No. No, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna look out for myself, and I'm gonna get mine." Planes, trains, and mouthpieces. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I think we just need some Drano." Andrew Hawkins is here, so that normally means we're only discussing race, violence in football, or ESPN, so it's time to talk about a White basketball player, a Black employee getting caught in a flood, and takes being stolen from both Jewish and Black members of the show. Today's cast: Dan, Hawk, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What in the ever-living hell just happened? Our best guess is we’ll look back on this week as the wildest week of the 2026 season. Think about it: Baker Mayfield won a game against his arch-nemesis Kevin Stefanski without completing a single pass. That’s the first time a team has blanked a team solely on the ground since the Steelers beat the Bears in 1945. Then Gardner Minshew II pulled up like Aragorn in jorts to beat the Cowboys in Texas. Somewhere Mike Leach is smiling down from above. And we haven’t even gotten to the Ravens dying in Buffalo, the Broncos outsmarting Andy Reid at the goal line, and the Lions pulling out some Canadian Football League moves to beat the Vikings. Absolute bonkers week. Ten-Day Tony and our NIL signee Nick Kostos are here to get it all on record. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“I was like, that’s Kenny Powers. I don’t know who thought he was Rick James.”JuJu is here with the Jokers of the weekend, counts down his top five people in football who are over with and don’t know it yet, and hands out the post-show awards. Plus, saying farewell to the WNBA season and poll updates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"There ya go. Now, I'm a big help." There's no way that there were odds for the Heisman Trophy in 1945. And after Tony's Top 5, a jubilant Amin Elhassan delivers his Weekend Observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Predecessor?" As Ernie Johnson shares some of the most heartfelt stories from his legendary career, Zaslow completely blows his chance to impress Ernie, and Dan goes from calling Ernie a 'fundamentally decent man' to calling him 'snippy and arrogant.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's missionary, but we're still getting to know each other." The people trying to get Mike Norvell run out of town ran out of the letter R, Joe Fagnano is no Gardner Minshew, Chris Cote lets out a Halloween-ish laugh over the upcoming QB class, and Dan hands out his medals from the Broncos win over the Chiefs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The difference is Darian Mensah." Tony has a kid, and Toney is the man. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I woke up this morning, and I said, 'I hope I get to see Jeremy's ass.' And you know what? Sometimes dreams come true." Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Mike has breaking news, Jeremy makes his first-ever report as a Meadowlark Media Miami Heat Insider, last night's Monday Night Football game got someone fired, and Zaslow had a truly terrible day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How 'bout that, Ueck? How 'bout that?" Jessica is here to talk WNBA Finals, beautiful Brewer fan celebrations, a new cameo on SVU, and UM vs. Notre Dame next week. Plus, we all agree: smoking cigarettes looks cool, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't worry, Roy." Happy (almost) Halloween. Jeremy's in costume, donned head-to-toe in the new UCF Space Uniform, and the rest of the crew is dressed... as themselves. This show is full of bad teammates, but that's not the reason why. The Shipping Container leaves Zas on a very uncomfortable island. Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before you start listening to this week's Because Miami, please be advised that the third segment of this episode contains detailed discussions involving the rape and sexual assault accusations involving Fabian Basabe. This content is sensitive and may be triggering for some listeners. If you or someone you know has been affected by sexual assault and needs support, you can contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 or visit online at rainn.org. Some of the most important episodes of Because Miami always happen around election time. This midterm edition is no exception. Joining Billy Corben is Eliott Rodriguez, who is a candidate for U.S. House District 27 here in Florida. Also on the show is Richard Lamondin, who is running for Florida State Senate out of District 38. And Lucia Baez-Geller, who is vying for a position in the Florida State House out of District 106. And please, everyone, get out and vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're here to stay." Jeremy is on the verge of clinching this season's World Title for Pitch Clock Trivia: Can Chris hold him off for one more week and force a season-deciding matchup next week? And Adnan Virk joins Jeremy to discuss all things Milwaukee Brewers as they emerge victorious from the 2026 World Series as one of the most dominant teams of our lifetime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Could the Ravens fall to .500? With Josh Allen boasting a flawless career record following a bye week, a Bills victory might just put Buffalo in the driver’s seat for the AFC's #1 seed. We break down the playoff implications and preview the biggest matchups of the week, including heavyweight clashes between the Broncos and Chiefs, and the Vikings and Lions. Later, former NFL wide receiver Andrew Hawkins drops by to talk all things Browns and Steelers. We dive into why the battle for control of the AFC North is the most fiercely contested it’s been in years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Say that again, but slower." We're minutes away from JuJu's Dream tipping off in WNBA Finals Game 6, but first, he has to deliver his Thursday Thunder, update The Polls, and give out a crucial Show Award. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's the Quesarito." Michelle Beadle is too much of a football expert to be our Celebrity Prognosticator, but she is a woman, so is that even possible? Michelle talks concussions, the Chiefs, Brian Windhorst being a 'cryptic turd,' her Spurs, and, if Tony can ever finish asking his question, Nikola Jokic's excellence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's me, when I look myself in the mirror." Kordell Stewart has incredible stories to share from his career, but the one we share from Ernie Johnson's may do an even better job of putting his career into perspective as he approaches retirement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We don't need baseball on radio anymore" - David Samson David is here to discuss the Milwaukee Brewers' dominance, much to Dan's dismay. Did you know Dan loves the Rays more than his wife? He said it himself. Plus, Dan Marino's profanity, fake phone calls, and baseball on the radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't realize you're home. I've just been here, being a husband, closing some cabinets." Bam Adebayo and Andrew Wiggins led the Miami Heat to their first win last night, so, naturally, Mike Ryan took that as confirmation of his analysis that they're not good enough. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He talked about a dream, tried to make it real, and he did." The Milwaukee Brewers have won their first World Series title in franchise history thanks to William Contreras, Jackson Chourio, Cooper Pratt, Jacob Misiorowski, Pat Murphy, and every last member of their team. It's time for a celebration of the Brewers franchise, and David Samson and Jeremy Tache are here to put it in perspective in just 9 minutes before the main show begins and the crew entirely avoids one of MLB's most dominant teams in its history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices